Monday, December 05, 2022

Oh, Carey

(apologies to Steve Perry)


You shouldn't have posted

Knowing how Montrealers feel

And you should've known

Dec. 6 and what it means

Oh, I must've been a dreamer

And I thought you were someone else

'Course you're livin' in a bubble!


Oh, Carey, regarding guns

Hold on, hold your fire

Oh, Carey, "poly" means

Lionizing Lepine


Oh I want to let go

You'll go on hurting this city

You'd be better off alone

If you can't see the misogyny


But you know that there're clauses

Oh, that you can still own guns for hunting game

Can't you feel we're hurting?

On and on


Oh, Carey, regarding guns

Hold on! Hold your fire!

Oh, Carey, the CCFR?!

WTF?! They're using you!


But I should've seen this one

Long ago, far away

And you should've been resting

We hear you've got

Such gimpy knees


Oh, Carey, regarding guns,

Hold fire, on this day

Oh, Carey, get some PR

That was tone deaf