Saturday, May 09, 2026

Deep Playoff Run (apologies to CHappell Roan)

 

Deep Playoff Run

 

I know you wanted me to stay

Mired in the Atlantic division, out of Bettman’s way

And I heard Saint-Louis’s sage conseil

Where players on this CH team are teammates all the way

 

I’m having wicked dreams

Of Habs supremacy

Oh, playoffs’ final round

I swear it’s calling me

Won’t make ol’ Bettman proud

It’s gonna cause a scene

He sees a Canadian team

I know he’s gonna scream

 

God, what have you done?

There are deep playoff rounds

Where CH don’t belong

Yo mama, we’re having great fun

 

On the ice with FastLane

Where the CH belong down pushing for a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonnn keep on hoping for a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonna keep on cheering

Down at Brasserie Cherrier

I’m gonna keep on rooting for a

Deep playoff run, deep playoff run

 

Newhook scored, and jaws are on the floor

Tage Thompson in the bathroom and vomit on the floor

Blackout zones; Habs fans screwed throughout it all

Every night’s another reason why CH won’t fall

 

I thank my wicked dreams

Of Habs supremacy

Oh, playoffs’ final round

Are you that far from me?

Won’t make ol’ Be⁶ttman proud

It’s gonna cause a scene

He sees a Canadian team

I know he’s gonna scream

God, what have you done?

There are deep playoff rounds

Where CH don’t belong

Yo mama, we’re having great fun

 

On the ice with our hockey ghosts

It’s where CH belongs down at the

Deep playoff run

I’m gonn a keep on hoping for a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonna keep on cheering

Down at Brasserie Cherrier

I’m gonna keep on rooting for a

Deep playoff run, deep playoff run

 

I’m gonna keep on hopin’!